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/christian/ Meta thread Anonymous 07/25/2020 (Sat) 09:38:59 No.144 [Reply]
Hello and welcome all to /christian/, the new church of the cafe. I'll be taking over from the old owner, so if there's anything you want to tell me about the board, go ahead and do it here. In addition, I'm looking for a few mods to maintain the status of the board. If you're interested, please, contact me at churchofanoncafe@airmail.cc to let me know.
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Is the board still active? Just found out about the lil site and wanna contribute tbh

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Anonymous 06/18/2021 (Fri) 03:34:37 No.1083 [Reply]
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>>1096 we're talking about christianity here
>>1083 >How do you feel about being a communist? "communism" wasn't even a thing or concept until it was invented in 18th century France by Victor d'Hupay. This thread is redundant tbh
>>1102 >sharing is not a thing until it was invented in 18th century god youre fucking retarded
>>1107 >conflating the absolute demonic evil that is Marxism with the familial love of the early Church.
>>1108 ah so youre that kind of retarded

Living Ghost 05/23/2021 (Sun) 04:00:28 No.899 [Reply]
Holy Ghost
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>>899 That ghost is neither living nor “holy” you clearly don’t know eastern religions.
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Is there a patron saint for autism? If not then who, in your fleshy human opinion, should be?
>>906 That's what the Jamists say, the original text says something more akin to terraforming/sowing an already established place.
>>1100 There's saints for the ill, sick and weak so you can just use that
>>1101 God created the heavens and the earth in Minecraft

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Infinity Cup rosters Anonymous 06/16/2021 (Wed) 21:14:51 No.1077 [Reply]
Hello, friends, We're trying to build up the wiki for the Infinity Cup, given that the tournament is probably gonna be held somewhere around the middle of Summer, plus some intrepid anon is making a Baseball small league tournament. We'd like to know more about your current roster, more specifically, could you add a picture/description of what each player is supposed to be? It would really help our 3D anons craft a better team. http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki//christian/ http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki//christian//Roster Thanks in advance!
>>1077 Is that lil cup still going on OP?

Anonymous 06/19/2021 (Sat) 06:39:04 No.1094 [Reply]
Can an individual be saved from within a mass though his church be accursed?

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Anonymous 06/18/2021 (Fri) 21:56:19 No.1087 [Reply]
There's a theological issue that's been in my head for several years now, some friends and other anons have tried to provide answers but none of them have really been satisfactory. Essentially it goes like this: how could ancient civilizations that were not in the Middle East (such as ancient Chinese, Mayans/Aztecs, Native Americans) have known about the Christian God/Jesus? And if they couldn't have known Him, are they doomed to hell for not believing? I guess it's a similar questions to if infants go to heaven or not, but is there any specific writing on this? There was a wikipedia article someone linked that described this issue but I can't remember the name of it.
>>1087 Fate of the unlearned. but if you actually believe that God is ultimate justice what we judge has no applicability, since the final say is final
I remember being told Jesus went down to Hell after getting crucified, to lift the souls that were "uninitiated". His death, being the ultimate lamb sacrifice around those Easter days, always gets reminded to catholics as The Guy going down to finish the deal of the Covenant being applied to everyone, not only the jews who had forfeited it previously. Might be head canon of someone, but that's what i heard from several fathers, and some native americans did have prophecies about a holy man from a desert and His mother, i think it was the Navajo or the Hiaki/Yoreme.
>>1089 >I remember being told Jesus went down to Hell after getting crucified, to lift the souls that were "uninitiated". I've heard this story as well. Kind of interesting, it's basically Jesus as DoomGuy. I happen to like this idea, though I've never seen any evidence it is canon.
>>1087 Well Catholics have a nice little answer called purgatory, but it's existence is debatable. There are also verses which suggest that children would go to heaven. The ones that come to mind are the verse in which David said he would meet his son who died as an infant again and the verse in which Jesus said that for anyone who harms a child it would be better if they were drowned, if I recall correctly.
>>1090 It's called the harrowing of hell. The theory is that since there is no way to salvation except through Him, the Old Testament righteous such as the prophets were waiting in an "abode of the dead" until Christ came to open the gates.

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Anonymous 06/17/2021 (Thu) 19:01:47 No.1080 [Reply]
Will the Jews ever accept the Christ, their King?
>Hitler >Thought christians were jews >Jesus was the Jew King Nice shitpost, Isaac
>>1081 >Hitler didn't think converts were Jews if their grandparents were Jews
Ever since the New Testament, those who claim to be Jews are actually not Jews, but instead, are the synagogue of Satan (and thus gentiles) according to Jesus Christ in the book of Revelation 2:9 and 3:9. I would consider this Biblical passage to be a superior deciding agency to anything else.
>>1085 Are they salvageable?
>>1086 Anyone who believes on the Lord Jesus Christ shall be saved, for God commendeth his love toward us in that while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us. Nevertheless, if many of them do reject the Son of God, then as many are condemned by the Law already and they will be damned to the lake of fire for all eternity, for as it says, How shall we escape, if we neglect so great salvation: which at the first began to be spoken by the Lord, and was confirmed unto us by them that heard him?

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Was jesus married? Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 09:22:15 No.951 [Reply] [Last]
Do you guys believe that jesus was married to mary magdalene?
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>>1066 They did not call themselves Calvinists, just as Protestants did not call themselves Protestants. Those labels come from the Catholic Church, and if their authority you reject that epithet should not matter to you. What is, pray tell, objectionable in their gospel?
>>1067 I perceive that you did not ask the question with earnestness of heart but to tempt and mock. This is not wise, sir. Nevertheless, here is the gospel of salvation according to the Holy Bible as it was preached on the first day of the NT. Thus: “Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost. For the promise is unto you, and to your children, and to all that are afar off, even as many as the Lord our God shall call.” - Acts 2:38-39
>>1068 If there is anything to be mocked it is what is said, not what is unsaid. You can declare this or that thing cursed, but if you are speaking through the Spirit and not on your own authority He will give you the words to back it up. What you quoted every so-called Christian would agree with, but unless you contend with their embellishments the sheep will be led into the hands of wolves. Theology is not for the faithful but for the wayward, the heretic and the heathen, and each lost sheep you may recover pleases the Lord as much as ninety and nine just persons. The apostles did not proclaim the gospel for Christians to wield it in sanctimony; to the world Christians of all men are most miserable, charged to preach the faith unceasingly and convert the world in the face of incredulity. The Philistines and the Canaanites cursed Israel by their gods, to no avail, because their gods were dead. If you are an oracle of the risen Christ, the living God, who reigns in heaven and judges the living and dead, the Spirit would bid thee that the defense of the faith is worth no deficit of words. The boundless wisdom of God is poured out on those that repent and embrace the cross. I could easily express contempt for Calvinists, indeed their doctrine lends itself to some of the most hideous concepts ever beheld in Christendom. That you have nothing to say suggests you are apt to simply restate, and you fail to take up the Lord fully in your heart, for when the Lord is with you all under heaven is within reach. "Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword," Matthew 10:34. Take up that sword brother, lest you be naked before devils; all His knowledge is your knowledge through the Spirit. As He poured out his blood in zeal and in passion for you and all the world so should your zeal and passion be poured out in sufferings for His kingdom, "He that findeth his life shall lose it: and he that loseth his life for my sake shall find it." Matthew 10:39, to venture boldly, even unto the judgement, with joy: "My little children, let us not love in word, neither in tongue; but in deed and in truth. And hereby we know that we are of the truth, and shall assure our hearts before him. For if our heart condemn us, God is greater than our heart, and knoweth all things. Beloved, if our heart condemn us not, then have we confidence toward God. And whatsoever we ask, we receive of him, because we keep his commandments, and do those things that are pleasing in his sight." 1 John 3:18-22 This is the Word of the Lord; thanks be to God. Dear friend in Christ, God is steadfast in love and infinite in mercy. In the name of Christ Jesus, Amen.
>>1069 I read the first few sentences of your message and stopped. >What you quoted every so-called Christian would agree with Had you just searched the scriptures just once, you would’ve seen the sheer folly in your claim... It is written: “God forbid: yea, let God be true, but every man a liar; as it is written, That thou mightest be justified in thy sayings, and mightest overcome when thou art judged.” “Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:” Of a truth, calvinists, baptists, theologians, catholics, protestants, orthodoxy, episcopalians, methodists, non-denominationals, and every other denomination are not saved. They do not abide in the doctrine of Christ and so, they don’t have God. By taking on a lesser name (denominate), they have excluded themselves from the kingdom of God. Anyone who preaches a false gospel is accursed of God. He that hath an ear to hear, let him hear.
>>1071 Brother, they confess it with their mouths but not their hearts. God's word is true but their intentions are not. You can only reveal their intention if you contend with them.

Anonymous 05/09/2021 (Sun) 16:14:39 No.863 [Reply]
Thanks to him, the West came to fear the Scientists more than God. And now the multitude are the slaves of the golden calf. He who hath an ear, let him hear: Harken ye back to the LORD your God! Fear not the scion of the pharisees; Jesus Christ, the risen Saviour, has indowed to thee the gift of eternal life! At this moment he sitteth in heaven, and judges all duly. Beware, for the might and majesty of Christ be supreme!
(You know now) Everybody's worried (hey now) about that atom bomb (Well) No one seems worried about the day my Lord shall come (You'd better) Set your house in order (fore he) he may be coming soon (And then he'll) hit like an atom bomb, when he comes, when he comes
Originally God was discovered as the absolute facts within scientific exploration.
>>863 Judeinstein and oppenheeber didn't even have anything to do with the atom bomb, it was british and german scientists who made the actual research and initial designs and calculated the critical mass and the entire set of reactions. Those guys were just middle management losers.
>>1030 Proofs?
>>1030 He was the public face of it, even if he wasn't the inventor. And it was perfect marketing: German Jew persecuted by the Nazis escapes to America and builds their greatest weapon.

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Anonymous 06/10/2021 (Thu) 18:16:21 No.1055 [Reply]
Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it.
Verily a sad reality.
>>1055 It's eery how accurate stonetoss' comics are.
That's a boy-love symbol on the kids backpack

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