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Visualizing Anon 05/05/2020 (Tue) 22:48:14 No.766
Tell me about your ideal comfy life. >ideal house >ideal gf >ideal source of income >ideal country to live in >ideal average day
Suburban or Woodlands Virgin, loyal, compassionate Film (directing and/or screenwriting) US if it wasn't so dysfunctional, Australia, there is this place in Bolivia where it rains all the time, would be comfy Breakfast with gf, go to work, go gym, come home and hang with gf, go out alone and enjoy nightlife, go home to sleep, repeat
>>766 >ideal house A comfy shotgun shack in a hundred acre property >ideal gf/wife A cute tomboy loli >ideal source of income Farming crops and raising livestock >ideal country to live in Dixieland >ideal average day Wake up, kiss my loli wife good morning, eat breakfast, tend to the animals and crops, work where needed, have lunch and supper, read books and enjoy time with loli wife, bathe with her, and then go to sleep.
>>766 >ideal house A classy country estate, with a decent bit of land to be worked. Nothing huge, a few spare rooms so old friends and comrades can come and visit and we sing old songs. Small enough the wife can mostly take care of it. >ideal gf Stern and pious housewife. >ideal source of income Wool and fruit grown on my land, selling mastercraft artisan goods and art I make in the workshop. >ideal country to live in Canada >ideal average day Coffee on the bedroom balcony watching sunrise and flocks graze while wife makes bacon and eggs. After breakfast go to the workshop for a few hours. Go fishing at the lake, talk to the shepherd and groundskeeper. Eat supper. Go to the study and read or plan out some projects for a bit. Spend time with the wife for the rest of the night.
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>>766 >ideal house Tall Gothic castle with lots of contraptions, rooms and secret passages, or a comfy old mansion with lots of land and a private forest near water. >ideal gf Aloof goth chick with fatass tits. Intelligent and has niche/sophisticated hobbies. Treats me like a king. >ideal source of income A bunch of online businesses bringing in a semi-passive income which I reinvest in more businesses and creative projects like writing, art and game design. Maybe also leasing extra property. >ideal country to live in Some beautiful third-world-ish European country like Bulgaria or Romania where it's relatively cheap to live while getting money from elsewhere. >ideal average day Wake up, do some morning exercises, have tea and breakfast in the kitchen with my beautiful wife, water the garden and feed the animals, take care of my businesses then work on some creative projects, make some lunch while working out, go for a stroll around the estate while coming up with new ideas and have a picnic somewhere outside, finish up some extra work, high-intensity workout in gym, relax in sauna, have snacks and chill with wife, make dinner together, chill some more and discuss things, hot sex/bed time.
>ideal house Ranch style home on a decent plot of land with a big garage/workshop in the back. >ideal gf Someone sweet, beautiful, and a little clingy WITH BEEG AMERICAN TITTIES. Also, someone not big into trends. I hate it when people post intimate moments online. >ideal source of income Making furniture. I've always liked the idea of working with wood and metal. Don't know why I havent even tried it as a hobby at the very least. >ideal country to live in I'd still live in America, but I'd like to live somewhere temperate yet seasonal if such a place exists. >ideal average day Uneventful yet intrinsic. Like a Norman Rockwell painting.
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>ideal house i've always fantasized on living in one of those cute scandinavian houses near a lake, immersed in the woods, but i could honestly just settle for a comfy urban apartment too (the only thing that could bother me would be loud city noises) >ideal gf what >>768 said >ideal source of income programming, software development, or sec testing >ideal country to live in Norway, Japan >ideal average day wake up and cuddle in bed with the loli tomboy, coffee and a small j to start the day, program, gym to release tension, come back home, the loli tomboy is making yummy lunch; after eating i chill on the net or read a mango, 1.5 hour nap, wake up, coffee, cig, and go for a walk with the loli tomboy around the city/town and do stuff; we go home, order some pizza; then we fug (this only if the tomboy loli is old enough to receive benis); then we cuddle in bed and watch some dumb anime while i smoke a fat fucking blunt to cool off; the tomboy loli falls asleep, it's time to shitpost.
>ideal house A shitty ground level apartment in the city >ideal gf None >ideal source of income Welfare >ideal country to live in Don't really care >ideal average day In front of a computer shitposting and playing video games
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>>863 >>ideal house >A shitty ground level apartment in the city >>ideal gf >None >>ideal source of income >Welfare >>ideal country to live in >Don't really care >>ideal average day >In front of a computer shitposting and playing video games Holy shit anon, your dream is to live like me? But my life is garbage!
>ideal house Small house with a decent backyard where I could grow a few crops and maybe have some animals >ideal gf No women for me, thanks >ideal source of income Coding or anything I can do from home >ideal country to live in I kinda like it here, weather is not that bad, not that much crime, stuff isn't too expensive. Maybe I'd move to a colder place within same country, but that's about it. >ideal average day Get up, brew some coffee, do some work, have lunch, play videogames, maybe walk the dog, feed the animals, play some more videogames. Go to bed. Maybe get drunk on weekends. Pretty much the same shit I do every day but with more money.
>ideal house real small house/cabin and workshop/shed completely surrounded by woods without much restriction on their use, preferably a mid-range drive from a small town >ideal gf traditional, nature-oriented, wants lots of kids >ideal source of income none, i'd prefer to just live growing and hunting my own food, but unfortunately that's not possible anymore so probably selling food and crafts in town >ideal country to live in US, Pacific Northwest or Appalachia >ideal average day pre-kids: wake up with the sun, nutritious breakfast, tend garden and work on diy stuff, read/study for a while and smoke a cigar, work out outside or in open shop, maybe walk in the woods, help wife with housework, play music around sunset, go to comfy sleep. with a period of being awake at night between two sleep blocks for reading and/or sex. with kids it would be mostly the same but with some things shortened and replaced by teaching them and playing with them.
You're all gonna make it.
>ideal house innacity, a place i truly own. like, 'paint the walls whenever i want' own. >ideal gf intelligent and cultured, attracted and attractive to me of course. not a leech. >ideal source of income paid contributor of various FOSS projects. remote work is comfy. >ideal country to live in remaining in germany could be nice. canada could be comfy too. most of north/west/east EU wood be fine for me as long as they speak english/german and don't hate me. >ideal average day >wake up at 9 >shower >walk/jog to cafe for breakfast >leave society >shower >program >eat pasta >have fun on IBs or anywhere really >shower >comfypost on IBs with cartoons or music >eat dinner >fill in remaining time with computer >late night fap >retire to self-painted autism chamber to sleep rate 0-10
>>1382 Are the last two in the right order, anon? It wood add +1 to the 7/10. Needs more endorphins!
>>1382 8/10 nette Fantasie
>>1382 Showering three times a day doesn't seem too comfy to me but anyway I'd accept that too.
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>ideal house smallish cabin/homestead, large enough for a few guests. not too deep on the forest (so emergency personnel don't have a hard time reaching it) but close enough that you can just walk into a forest >ideal gf virgin, sweet, artistic, a classic housewife (and looks like pic.) >ideal source of income selling artisan goods, handcrafts and the like, I'd like to get most of my food of my own land raising a few animals and crops >ideal country my home Finland, but with a few modifications, a more conservative and "old timey" version >ideal average day wake up next to wife, go have berakfast with wife. hour later kids wake up, say good morning to kids. go feed the animals and take care of the crops, while wife cares for the kids. have lunch with kids and wife. after lunch homeschool kids and then play with them. dinner time. personal time reading, walking in the woods, or being with wife. at night tuck kids in for the night with wife, and then go stargazing. go to bed with wife and sleep.
>ideal house depends, either somewhere in the suburbs that's fairly close to civilization or a modern cabin in the swiss alps >ideal wife tall, blonde, fit, berry loving/caring >ideal source of income making bideo gayms >ideal country to live in none of them at the moment, preferably a more stable America or anywhere that's away from the chaos >ideal average day wake up to wife and kids, breakfast, go to werk, make gayms, come home, have dinner, make love, go to bed, repeat
>>1401 >tfw no berry-loving wife what kinds of games you want to make anon?
>ideal house Just a small shack somewhere in the woods. Somewhere in the vicinity of a small town. >ideal wife Someone who is considerate and careful for eberryone, including me. The kind that wants to put her life on the line to help others. I'd prefer a small B-cupped wife. >ideal source of income Maybe work at a hardware repair shop. >ideal country to live in Norway or in the Swiss >Waking up early in the morning, eating together with my wife. After that, i cycle to the hardware repair shop. Just do my job with passion until I can leave. After I get home, I will immediately turn on my music collection and make some dinner together with my wife. Than make love and sleep. Repeat that.
>>1409 >Repeat that. Repeat that enough times you'll have some kiddos underfoot to accommodate as well, Anon. :^)
>>766 >ideal house Small homestead with barn/forge. >ideal gf Traditional tomboy, enjoys nature, animals, and wants kids. >ideal source of income Farming, raising livestock (chickens, a horse,a few goats, a few pigs), and working in the forge for cash. Wood ponder opening a proper shop in town but I don’t want to be too far from home. >ideal country to live in The U.S., in ether Montana or Idaho >ideal average day Wake up with chickens and eat a light breakfast after tending to the livestock , spend the rest of the morning in the forge or tending to the crops when they are in season. Have lunch with gf and finish up the afternoon in the forge or working on our crops. Have supper with gf, spend the evening watching a movie or reading together, and fall asleep after passionate sex with gf. Once I am a father my days will be similar, save for teaching my kids the basics of farm work and how to manage a forge.
>>766 >ideal house An small penthouse, just one or two rooms, a comfortable kitchen next to the living room. A big bathroom with a big bathroom with a big japanese soaking tub. My room being small and comfy, and maybe an extra room big enough for me to do martial arts. Definitively a big terrace with a great view, bonus points if my room has a great view as well. >ideal gf Around my size (5'8''/170cm), tanned or brown skin, small tits and fit with developed muscles, a pixie or bob haircut. Someone who I can share with my passion for video games, martial arts and hentai. If she is an artist, even better, she can help me with games. >ideal source of income Video game development. >ideal country to live in Honestly, no idea, eberry country seems shipty for one reason or the other. US, I guess. >ideal average day Wake up to cook with my gf, have a nice breakfast, play some video games eberry now and then while making video games, have a nice lunch, do exercise around sundown, have passionate sex until out bodies give up, take a shower, have dinner and sleep.
>>766 >ideal house A Small house about 5-ish rooms. >ideal gf A smaller woman, with maybe short hair and lighter skin but nonetheless I will still love and care for that won’t screw me over >ideal source of income Acting, Firearm development, a government official, or hey farming might just work. >ideal country to live in Mainland China, because it’s not as polarized as America, Uber-capitalist like South Korea, and I probably won’t get attacked by people on the internet probably boosting my happiness. >ideal average day Wake up, exercise, and just spend the day with my wife and/or children doing something we enjoy.
>isolated studio apartment >someone who engages in my bad habits and supports me >the most possible lol >maybe in the american south. >gaming and smoking
>>1646 Ideal house I don't really mind it as long as I can have access to food and drink. Ideal gf That one probably won't happen, i'd be terrified of doing something to scare her or having her hate me Ideal source of income Librarian, a nice low stress job for me Ideal country Venice, If it wasn't such a tourist trap I'd love to spend evenings among the gondolas, listening to the music in the square, enjoying the acqua alta on free days. Ideal day Go to work, have time pass by sorting books and helping the occasional patron, then evening is indulging within hobbies, explore the alleyways, take a gondola out on the lagoon, maybe try to make a new recipe (and fail in the process).
>ideal house One my dad and I planned out and built, someone beautiful (i.e. Carpenter Gothic style home). I'd have a garden in the front with statues of the Most Holy Family and St John the Baptist as well. >ideal gf Wife wood be devoted to God, Catholic, traditional, raise the kids, stay at home. >ideal source of income UI artist/tech artist with experience as a character designer >ideal country to live in New England, US. If not, then European countries such as Georgia or Bulgaria come to mind. >ideal average day Wake up, coffee, tend garden, play with kids and meet wife's needs. Get to work. Break in-between for imageboards and/or instructional. After work attend church. Night time pray rosary with the family and then go to bed.
>>1885 Sounds like a nice life Anon, I hope you can achieve it.
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>ideal house Small house w/ built in studio >ideal gf --tfw no weregarurumon punk rock gf who bullies me for liking prog-- independent but also we wood see as equal rather than one being the tool of another >ideal source of income musics lol >ideal country to live in I'd like to be a session musician so I'd probably have to move a lot, but I'd ideally live somewhere like Duluth, MN. Or Bemidji if we're discounting the punk rock gf >ideal average day - 6:00 wake up, take shower - 6:15 make breakfast - 6:45 watch the news - 7:00 check e-mail - 7:30 practice instruments, do rehearsal etc. - 9:30 prepare to record needed parts/takes - 10:00 record takes - 12:00 have lunch break - 1:00 practice again - 2:30 prepare for second round of takes - 3:00 record takes - 5:00 go home/finish up work day - 5:30 write new material, write stories, read, listen to music etc. - 7:00 update website if needed, check up on twitter account to see any news or feedback - 7:30 check e-mail again - 8:00 have dinner - 8:30 draw, paint, etc. (do creative cooldowns) - 9:30 read some more - 10:00 go to sleep
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>ideal house Either a decent sized old house in a comfy country town or a lighthouse on the coast >ideal gf A redheaded tomboyish type who's not afraid to call me a hobbit but otherwise cherishes our family. Also doesn't mind playing vidya on rare occasions. >ideal source of income anything working with my hands that's also enough to make my family comfortable. Failing that, aerospace. >ideal country to live in I like mine for the most part, even though it's falling to pieces before my own eyes. I guess anyplace where the locals are friendly yet respectful of others' privacy. Guns are a plus but not a deal breaker. >ideal average day Any day where I can work with something tangible for hours on end, come home and kiss my wife and play with my kids is ideal. Jeez talking about this makes me feel like a complete ass for barely trying to make it come true.
>ideal house Id like to live in a house thats in a no tresspass area community. Just a regular house with a backyard. >ideal gf Virgin,kissless,hugless,handholdless and someone who wood love me with their whole heart and wood never ever cheat on me. Also a housewife. >ideal source of income Enough to make my wife and children not have to worry about money ever. Enough for us to live our lives without ever having money troubles >ideal country to live in In the country i currently live in. >ideal average day Wake up and hug my wife. I go downstairs and make some breakfast. Wife wakes up and comes downstairs and hugs me from behind and tells me she loves me.
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>>766 >ideal house Richthofen Castle. Extremely comfy combo of Prussian and Tudor Revival architecture. Berry comfy inside too! >ideal gf Honestly feeling a Tatar gf rn. Short hair, religious and qt >ideal source of income Probably being a bush pilot, hunter, or merc. Actually, all in one, PMC pilot. >ideal country to live in Patagonia. I really like the southern hemisphere. >ideal average day Wake up, wife makes breakfast, go out and tend to the farm, teach the kids something, go out for a flight to some new destination, come back at night, sleep and repeat.
>ideal house One that looks so close to the environment around it that if you don't know where to look you'd walk right by it without ever knowing. >ideal gf Sweet with a pinch of spicy. >ideal source of income Anything that'd let me not leave my home for weeks at a time. >ideal country to live in Dunno. >ideal average day Wake up. Coffee, protein powder, other stuff. Exercise. Long, relaxing bath while meditating. Lunch. Dunno what else until bed.
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>ideal house Typical magyar countryhouse with a kitchen garden where I could grow some vegetables, keep around some chicken and rabbits and a big fluffy komondor to guard the place. >ideal gf Religious, traditional, young virgin when I first met her, not a skeleton but not a landwhale either. Hair color is optional. >ideal source of income Farming. >ideal country to live in My home country, Hungary >ideal average day Wake up, eat breakfast with qt gf, go out to work on the land, eat frugal lunch while sitting on muh land, continue working, come home by sunset, eat dinner with gf, have sex, cuddle and then sleep. >>2192
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>>766 >ideal house Anything goes as long as the neighbours aren't noisy enough with repetitive beats to make me need medication Though the insides wood have to have a wooden floor, perhaps a brick chimney. I imagine something green wood be there >ideal gf I think a tomboy wood be neat, if you like men but still want to truck a tomboy makes the best outfit But frankly enough I don't need a gf, nor truly want one, I like my own company. >ideal source of income To the place I wood be living in I believe I could make some money owning a pizzeria. I'm not Italian but where we live pizza is something berry common >ideal country to live in Wood love to be in Poland, I want to learn to draw just like them. I'm astonished at how so many good drawfags are from there, and I want to learn a career there because I assume it's where unis are the least politicized. From here to the US all colleges are filled with propaganda when they should just let people learn, it's why I dropped out of them, can't bear it I personally think Poland is the Japan of Europe, which is why I think wood be ostracized a lot for being there >Ideal average day Going in my bike to college, learn something, self loathe a bit because I know that's a place I don't belong, perhaps wear a mask eberryday so people don't stare at my face. Cook some caloric food there since the colds can reach up to -20°C, lowest where I live is 5 to 9°C. Perhaps if I end up making a friend I may invite him to eat some stew and talk about stuff. Perhaps if I get enough money I get to purchase a functioning sax and start playing again, hope the neighbours don't get mad at me
>house Maybe the CDDA-style mobile base. A giant military vehicle with mounted turrets, cameras instead of mirrors >gf I dont' >>2205 Man, that sounds so nice. >>2215 >the insides wood have to have a wooden floor, perhaps a brick chimney. I imagine something green wood You guys should really get rid of that stupid filter. I only figured out a couple hours ago that there isn't some quasi-namefag posting 'eberry' all over the place.
I managed to fat-finger tab and enter at the same time. This is quite a feat. >>2219 >gf I don't think I want to get down with any chick who wood want to live in my tank. >income Passive. >country Probably Canada. It's going to hell in a handbasket, but I'd rather not turn tail to Hungary or Poland unless it came down to literal pogroms. And, moreover, ones which my tank cannot handle.
>>766 >Ideal House I'd prefer an apartment with a terrace that wood let me look at the sky. >Ideal gf A cute tsundere(if one such actually exists in real life) >Ideal source of income I'd call this a remote programming job. >Ideal country to live in Vladivostok, Russia. >Ideal average day. Wake up, try to kiss my tsuntsun wife she finds out slaps me for doing shamelessly and as I am getting up from the bed she quickly kisses me on the cheek and scurries off to the her stuff. I then go to do my own work until I'm finally free and try to flirt again with my wife only to get Baka Baka'd and the day ends.
>>2264 If you don't mind me asking, why Vladivostok?
>>2311 Because it's mostly middle of nowhere with relatively good internet and infrastructure, I've been there on a vacation before. I also like the weather which is cool all year round, it's a relatively berry comfy place.
>ideal house anything is fine >ideal gf tomboy wife who likes sports, shares my hobbies and is not an atheist. Preferably taller than me. >ideal source of income being a landlord collecting rent + farming >ideal country to live in anywhere is good >ideal average day wake up early morning eat breakfast and drink coffee with wife exercise and jog together around our house shower together have a small snack afterwards go to inspect my property in the city collect rent if due return to home eat lunch at noon or afternoon spend time working in the farm with wife, feeding animals, ploughing the land traditionally, watering the crops. shower together again spend the evening drawing, reading books and participating in my wife's hobbies or learning new skills. dinner sleep repeat
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>ideal house A one-story cottage with just enough space for myself and a pet, maybe. A fireplace, a big yard, that sort of thing. >ideal gf Pic related. >ideal source of income A decent but not too flashy writing career. >ideal country to live in Australia, maybe, but the US is fine too if you go rural enough. >ideal average day Work out, eat breakfast, write for a while, eat lunch, go for a walk (weather permitting, if not do some in-home exercises), read, watch anime, eat dinner, write some more, then read myself to sleep.
>>1507 Making cute eroge with your waifu sounds beautiful anon.
>ideal house Nice off-grid house out in the country and away from people, preferably somewhere warm and sunny. Has enough space to for me to have a big computer and music recording setup, along with those of any other interests I might want to dip into. >ideal gf Uninhibited (but not reckless), nymphomaniacal blonde with nice feet and a big ass. Keeps in shape. Bi-curious like me and into swinging. Has a kind, motherly personality but understands that I need my space and independence. Likes nature, animals, and children and can cook despite her non-traditional characteristics. Takes interest in my hobbies and has those of her own. Extremely curious about the world around her and willing to learn. Not a social media addict or attention seeker. We'd have a completely open and independent relationship, but she'd always come back to me. >ideal source of income Something involving making money over the Internet. >ideal country to live in It's hard to say. I don't know that living in the U.S. is going to work in the long term. >ideal average day Having wild sex, shipposting, reading, listening to music, watching movies, playing video games, working on artistic hobbies, going for walks outside, etc. I'd realistically have to work for a living and exercise more to keep fit, but I probably woodn't actually want to do either of those.
>ideal house sort of fringe-suburban house in the boonies. outside: big backyard, lots of room for kids to play. nice front and back porches with comfy chairs. lots of trees and ferns and moss. inside: as many books as you can have without it being a fire hazard. warm kitchen. cozy living room and bedrooms. >ideal wife tall megane who will be the breadwinner and let me be the housewife. christian lesbian. >ideal income i wanna be a housewife. i'd support my wife in any line of work so long as it isn't sex work. i'd love to adopt a lot of kids and homeschool all of them. >ideal country to live in america, so i could be near my family still >ideal average day wake up with the sunrise, go outside on one of the porches and do some morning devotions. wake wife up at whatever time she needs to get up. get kids up around 8 am. feed eberrybody, have a little wake up time then start school. older ones can work independently, but i'd watch over the younger ones. cook a healthy lunch for eberrybody and then take a little break. about 1 pm resume schoolwork with the kids and aim to finish by 2:30-3. kids then have time to do whatever, hang out, play outside, play video games, go places, do extracurricular etc. during this time i'd either be with them or doing housework or something. then cook dinner, have some family time (hopefully wife is back from work by now), 8pm put the kids to bed and then stay up with the wife a little longer chit-chatting. if there were older kids they'd be welcome to stay downstairs and hang with us a bit longer, but they'd have to go up about 10 pm probably.
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>ideal house At least 50km from the nearest city. A kitchen/living room- with a brick oven, a bath, a bedroom, and an underground shelter, for storms and such. A shed with a kiln for blacksmithing. A little pond with some fishes, and a chicken coop. Some food crops wood be nice, need lots of fruit trees too. >ideal gf Idk, >>2405 is pretty based >ideal source of income Military pension from my service. For aditional funds i plan on selling my food and art/tools i make. >ideal country to live in My current country, although the military service will rip me away from her, i intend on returning to settle. Its just nice here, man (pic related) >ideal average day Wake up early, brew some tea or maté for myself. Read books, and browse the computer to hone my skills. Head out a little before 10, tools and lunch in my satchel. Work around the farm- never too little work out there- until i am exhausted, then lay down for a well deserved meal. Work a little more, then when the sun begins to fade, head back to my house to rest or spend some time smithing.
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>ideal house A cabin fairly deep in the woods, mountains, or steppe. Or a small town. >ideal gf Reserved and introverted but mentally active pseudogoth. >ideal source of income Whatever pays at least 60k a year without selling my soul or breaking my back. >ideal country to live in Fertile middle-east or rural America. >ideal average day N/A but want a litter of kids.
>>2782 where are those pics from?
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>>2783 First is unknown to me, the second is art so I doubt the locations is stated if it's even real, third one is the Atlas Mountains, fourth is the Great Plains.
>ideal gf/wife Just Seriko i dont need anything else
>ideal house Haven't given it much though, butt a house with low maintenance required is ideal nya~ >ideal gf Beautiful tall virgin redhead with blue eyes—at least as attractive as my mother when she was 15—she comes as a package deal with her Mom who is my age nya~ >ideal source of income Investments, business(es), and indie oyakodon porn (with faces hidden) nya~ >ideal country to live in A tropical island in the Pacific nya~ >ideal average day Making babies outside under the sun and being able to do whatever I want with no deadlines nya~
>>3021 How tall wood she be?
>>766 >ideal house Small house with just enough space to store eberrything and for family and as many acres as I can get. >ideal gf My gf, great girl who I love dearly. (so I guess doomer Russian girl) >ideal source of income Gunsmithing, general handyman, drawing art on the side. >ideal country to live in US but Alaska >Ideal average day Wake up next to gf, go downstairs, start coffee for me, tea for her, go outside get eggs from the chickens, make breakfast while she gets the kids up and ready for the day, spend the day working on guns or doing things with my hands, take lunch break and get worshiped by wife, go back to work, relax in the evening shooting guns, dinner, put kids to bed, sex wife, go to bed with wife.
>>766 >ideal house Something small. A house with one story not including the basement with only a few rooms. I'd like a yard, but only something of manageable size. Also, no trucking pets. I don't hate animals but they're so trucking dirty. >ideal gf I'm not really picky. Just a cute girl not corrupted by modern sensibilities that can make me feel. A woman who has remained chaste (crazy that this is an outrageous demand these days) and has chemistry with me. I have no idea what she wood be like because I've never met a woman I've actually liked. >ideal source of income I've always wanted to do writing as a career. >ideal country to live in In the modern day? Somewhere like the countryside of Wyoming in the US I guess. >ideal average day Wake up, eat a simple breakfast. Doesn't matter who makes it, but I can only cook berry simple meals so I hope she doesn't mind. Spend the morning socializing with my gf, maybe talking to one of the neighbors if I run into them getting the mail. Get to work, ask her for help spinning my fantasies. If she is artistically inclined that wood be helpful. Seeing what is in your head on paper is helpful. Perhaps we go and eat lunch in the small town nearby. It's like a date for us. Maybe run into some friends in town. Head home and wind down. I'm sure she has more to do than just wait on me, so she gets to it. Work silently in peace for a while. When it's time for dinner, one of us cooks and we eat. In the evening is when the private passions take hold. Having kids might be nice... Get cleaned up and head to bed in the same bed. I'd be a bit selfish and cling to her. This is all just a framework though, it also depends on what kind of personality she has. Typing this out makes me laugh at how completely different this scenario is to my actual life.
>>3035 Do you live in Alaska already?
>ideal house Somewhere berry close to nature and far from modernity; Big terrain so I can farm and be self-sufficient. >ideal gf same race, tomboy, greenpilled, compassionate, and wanting to be a mother >ideal source of income passive income from investments; bookbinding; farming. >ideal country to live in NatSoc like Nazi Germany or anywhere where it's not controlled by the (((shadow oligarchy))) >ideal average day >03:30 - wake up >03:35 - go on a run >03:55 - sauna then cold lake >04:05 - sweet coffee made by my wife >04:10 - read, write, book-bind >sunrise to 12:00 - take care of the crops and livestock >08:00 - nap >12:00 eat lunch >12:45 - meditate >13:00 - check up on the crops and livestock >14:30 - nap >15:00 - play with the kids >17:00 - dinner >17:45 - play with the kids >19:30 to 23:00 - read, write, book-bind >20:30 - meditate >23:00 - go to sleep The schedule is flexible but it wood look a little bit like that. This was a nice thought experiment OP, thanks!
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>>3251 Need more sleep time on that schedule, fren
>>3252 I know it looks short -- it's polyphasic sleep. Once you acclimate yourself to a sleep schedule of your choosing, there's no worry. There's a certain phase in your sleep that acts as a transition between the two important phases -- polyphasic sleep, depending on which schedule you chose, limits the time lost in that phase.
>>3252 I was just browsing the homepage when I saw your post under the most recent box, and I wanted to say that is a berry nice Fluttershy picture.
>>3255 >sage in the subject field I hate Lynxchan.
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>>3255 Best waifus are always flootershai small yellow horses Anon.
>>766 >ideal house A small house in the middle of a 2-3 acre field that I own. Has a woodstove. Happy with at least DSL with constant 7mbps. Good enough to stream something in 720p or to download torrents overnight. >ideal gf My wife now is pretty ideal. Big titties. Had kids with me. Stays at home with the kids. Plays old Nintendo and watches shows I like with me. >ideal source of income People just drop off electronics to my house and I fix them and that's it. Stuff like fixinge desktops/laptops, hacking people's classic consoles, replacing phone screens, etc. >ideal country to live in Where I live now >ideal average day Get up, have breakfast and a coffee and a bath. Fix some computers or whatever. Take the boys out to feed the chickens/weed the vegetable garden, maybe go for a walk in the woods with them or take them fishing. We have supper and the boys go to bed. The wife and I maybe go out and have a fire, stay in and watch TV if it's raining or snowing, have sex a few times a week. Around 10:00 to midnight I go online and do some reading/watch some videos to keep up on tech stuff for my day job and also because I enjoy it.
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>>2549 Refined off grid anon mutual >>3251 Salute >ideal house Something similar to earthship but using earthbags instead of tires, indoor/vertical farming Its earthquake, flood and fireproof and keeps the right temperature Water generation by condensation, fog nets and rain collecting Power generation from atmospheric electricity and magnets >ideal gf Blue eyes, darkbrownish-reddish hair, kinda pale skin but can tan, tomboy/mommy type >ideal source of income Selling something like books, manga-style comics and or games, potentially also hand made or special design things >ideal country to live in Iceland; no army duty, almost no insects, rural, chill, over 90% internet connected, plenty of /out/ scenery... >ideal average day You don't really wanna know, but I'll give a short sanitized gist of it >Wake up and get dressed... >Have eggs in breads >Work on stuff in the house, maintenance and so on... >Fly my car out, explore the world some more >Get materials and experiences/inspirations for making stuff >head home and make use of what I got, stash and store things and sort photos and files onto computer >laze about >do random things >have dinner and watch anime >watch more anime/read manga/LN's >Get ready for bed and go to bed Something like that
>>766 >ideal house Small, all basic utilities, good internet connection, and on the city periphery. >ideal source of income Passive, something like stock dividends, or bonds. Failing that a job from home, prob I.T. though I don't have much passion for it. >eberrything else I don't worry myself with it. The moment you start over-planning is the moment eberrything goes to ship. >>881 One man's garbage is another man's treasure.
>>3383 >thread.
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>>766 Stone house in a quiet comfy forest town. Demure with a playful side. Either big boobs and curvy or loli. Published books. Not sure about the country. Doing nothing for half the day followed by some writing and cooking and nature walks and sometimes host a book club or art club or dnd with friends in the living room or play with my children.
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>>766 >ideal house A green farmhouse near a forest and within walking distance of a town. Awful floral wallpaper and muted color furniture, and shelfs for my dolls. A big kitchen so I can cook easier, >ideal gf bf I'm a chick so I'll do ideal bf Kind yet strong, willing to be my protector, bonus points for a beard and soft hair. Outdoorsy type is best so we can go camping/fishing/hiking together. Best if he also has autistic hobbies so we can work alongside each other in our free time. >ideal source of income I'd like to be a housewife and take care of kids/the property #1, but sell my paintings, projects, and dolls on the side. >ideal country to live in Somewhere cold up north. Iceland, finland, sweden, nothern candanda, anywhere around there. I love the cold. >ideal average day Wake up early at 5am, take a walk by the river, make husband and I breakfast, kiss him on his way out the door, clean house and work on projects as I wear a cute apron, make him dinner, relax together by watching the river or cuddling on the front porch swing and listening to blues. (crying) Once I had kids, of course time wood be reserved for them and getting them ready for school once old enough.
>>3538 It took me a minute to realize that green house wasn't real
>>3251 >greenpilled That's an ideal trait I forgot about.
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>ideal house Eclectic style with bits of Victorian, Art Nouveau and Classical on the outskirts of a small town, with an extensive underground catacomb system. >ideal gf Kind but strong in heart >ideal country to live in Agartha The rest doesn't matter, once you plan things out too much it ruins the fun. Pleasant surprises are the best thing in life.
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>ideal house a log house in the siberian Altai mountains, with a small river nearby, and the nearest human settlement being a small farming village 15-20 kilometers away. >ideal gf a cute russian girl. young and pure, so media and modernist trash ideas haven't had time to rot her brain. >ideal source of income none, if it's not necessary. I wood hunt and reload, and exchange meat and skins for vegetables, ammo and reloading supplies. Maybe i'd fell some trees from time to time, to sell the wood or use it for heating. >ideal country to live in Altai Mountains, Siberia, Russia. >ideal average day going out to hunt with my buddies, who wood ideally share the house with me (should be big enough), or live close. go fishing, swim in the nearby river, talk over the phone with my family (Or use the interwebs for VoIP, if the internet coverage is good enough until then).
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>ideal house: A 4-floored log cabin mansion spacious enough for 17 people. >ideal gf: Unlikely. >ideal source of income: None if eberrything is paid for me already >ideal country to live in: A private island kingdom with diverse weather patterns and ecosystems. Its name shall be Argyria. >ideal average day: I wake up with my 11 brothers and sisters at 6am eberry morning and have fun and play together until the sun goes down. We have 3 meals a day where we all congregate at 2 long 10-chair tables. We sometimes visit other houses around the kingdoms, where there are other housing styles, climates, and locales. Thanks to the advanced technology Argyria has, we never have to age or buy or worry about anything. The prince has hired 5 caretakers for each home in the kingdom, a head mommy and daddy with three working directly under them. Despite the fact that there are caretakers, we are still asked to help out often.
>>3656 That's berry interesting. Please tell us more.
>ideal house a cute little cottage with big windows and a garden all around. bookshelves full of all sorts of books and journals. i paint little flowers and animals and stars onto the cupboards and wardrobes and tiles. the stained glass window faces the sunrise. the seaside is a 30 minute walk away. in wintertime the snowfall is light and gorgeous. >ideal gf smart, funny, and patient. a little insane, just like me. we spoil each other and share similar values. i'm already dating a girl like this, just wish she lived closer >ideal source of income i'd rather live off the land together in a small, friendly but spread out community where we all help out and make up for each others defiencies. persobally i'd bake bread, offer fresh produce, mend clothes, bind books... and i bet gf wood love to have a little distillery. >average day wake at sunrise in the arms of the love of my life. tea for breakfast. spend the morning tending the vegetables and herbs, caring for our chickens and ducks, cleaning house. sit down in the evening to paint or write. make dinner, it's delicious. fall asleep satisfied and proud of myself and my life.
>>3664 What wood you like to know?
>>3674 I just wanted to hear more of your ideas. I love big log cabins myself (spending time with family as a little kid in one on holidays) and your idea seems comfy.
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>>3678 There are 5 main districts in Argyria, each with different environments and neighborhoods. They are the desert, mountains, plains, lake, and forest. There are also 2 roads for each district of the kingdom, making 10 roads total. Each road is set with a number of houses themed around a specific architectural style. They are Log, Japanese, Tudor, Victorian, Tuscan, French, Spanish, Ranch, Neoclassical, and Modern.
>>3656 >>3679 Can we have a thread where we make up our own countries? That wood be fun.
>ideal house Countryside in a Cottage, preferably Northern England away from any other parts of Society >ideal gf shortstack, same age, able to defend herself, capable housewife tomboy >ideal source of income weapons manufacturing for the town/cottage, swords at the simplest, machine guns at the most complicated >ideal country to live in A germanic England. >ideal average day Breakfast with GF/Family, Go around the cottage/town with the lads, back home to GF/Family
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>all of these castles I'd feel too unsophisticated to live in one and wood have to go through a lot of change to feel worthy of it do you guys imagine yourself and family living in one with t-shirt and jeans with a new car in the garage?
>tiny apartment >idk >UBI >Canada >a multiday hike deep innawoods with a thermos full of tea and a bivvy bag
>ideal house tiny cottage inna woods that is mostly self sufficent, some animals, and a farm or on the move like old oghuzs >ideal gf smart, intorverted, loyal and into outdoors, confident >ideal source of income a passive income just to get caca for repair, i can learn to do most things in the house >ideal country to live in unironically mongolia >ideal average day hussling throught the lifestock, fixing stuff in the house, walking the endless green, throat singing and flirting with wife I hope to get all this done except wife in 10 years.
>>5583 How do you build a cottage innawoods in Mongolia?
>>5588 I will most likely have to dig the trees myself as mongolia won't let a stranger buy forest land, thats the "inna wood"part. The cottage part is complicated, i can live in a rented house until i finish the cottage, i don't need much electricity soo i will use a diesel generator that will charge two 60 amper car batteries(sun panels are not as good as people make it look like), a pump for water which will use 24 volts, i won't bath much soo i will smell horrible but idc. A hole for toilet which has a name but idk what it is called in english. I have no idea about most things but i will learn on the road, i am not that old. I have never went to Mongolia btw, i just know it has low human density and thats what i want.
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>ideal house duplex flat to be able to host, and near the center of a medium city to be close to friends, new people, and public transport >ideal gf loyal, independent, hyperactive and almost always talking, intelligent i have noticed that these i like the most qualify as a bit crazy but i don't want to do the goofy "i will save her" bullcaca but the women that don't have this blemish are busy or have a history out of choice, i can tolerate being crazy due to no fault of their own over having a preventable history it wood be nice if she was pure but that usually means being less talkative and less interesting and stoopyer and just normal >ideal source of income computer repair with a flexible number of hours, being a talking head or something >ideal country to live in poland holy caca it's so easy for me to feel good there i hate living abroad >ideal average day i enjoy variety but eating together (if i had to choose then supper or breakfast), and having guests over wood absolutely validate a day and i could do that days in a row >>5583 i like the "except wife" because it's not something that should be counted on at all
>>5591 Just build a yurt
>>1884 >Librarian, a nice low stress job for me I work it the computer department at a library. "Librarian" is one of the highest stress jobs I've personally seen. Management talks out both sides of their mouth: >"Patrons walking in the door are the reason why we exist" "You should bend over backwards to help the patron find their material" >"We're bringing down an iron fist and you have to deliver it -- train the patrons to use the library in the correct order and chain or tell them they're stoopy & useless" And you're stuck trying to absorb eberrything from the monthly infodump meetings so you can instruct your staff how to make this library more like what upper management wants. But when bureaucracy proves itself blind & stoopy, the buck stops with you when your staff bring an angry patron who either has been trying for weeks to get an answer to a reasonable question on a topic that has been changed six times in the last quarter, OR it's a snarky, sneaky, greasy patron trying to bilk the taxpayer because the gatekeeper, you, is a person and that means anger works if well applied. Squeaky wheel and all that. It's not even a district in a large city. It's a bunch of medium and small cities that formed a multi-county district and the resources it brings to those small cities is nothing short of amazing but I don't care how much they get paid, I will never envy a librarian their position.
Why does eberryone want to have a small house? I want a five-story cylinder; two basements, and the roof should have a roof so I can climb out onto a gazebo as my personal breakfast-nook. The floors will be connected by a steep, narrow stairway to minimize floor loss as I'm planning for each layer to be about 800, maybe 900 square feet. Also wise I suppose to include a dumb-waiter but it wood need to be hand operated as I suspect I'll be living far enough "out there" that power will go out after each major windstorm, though hopefully not for more than a few hours. It will be in the countryside and my property will be fenced and cross-fenced for my horses, but I'll probably need to get goats to help keep the brush under control. It wood be nice if I lived in place where it was safe, and reasonable, to leave the house by bicycle. Where I live now and recently moved from I'd honestly fear for my life if I tried getting to the local convenience store by bicycle. In a related note, I've had my horse(s) places that it was also doable to just ... ride off, straight from the barn into a one or two hour ride, no need for a trailer to get to the major trails. Which are beautiful of course but they require you and your horse to be in shape, that you get up early, and that you're all used to this kind of routine. I've ridden four times this year, and August is almost over. This is not comfy horse-ownership, Anon. I'm not saying I want or expect to bicycle to work; I always have, and appreciate, living too far from the office to do that (which means, in case you didn't catch it, that good roads & highways are a big part of staying comfy). I just want to be able to get a candy bar, or see that the lake still has water, without finding a parking space. So, I've been married a decade and a half, and I woodn't consider starting over on that end of things. I'm happy enough with my job -- I have medical issues and need to have either a lot of time off (I bought my first house still working 24h/wk) or have a berry low-stress, still well-paid job. "computers" seem to be the field for that, if you've the mind to out-guru the fools with "certs" and "degrees". >ideal country I've only known the one. But the US is so BIG that it doesn't matter you can find the biome you want. And that's true for a number of other countries around the world. The only reason to change countries is you like their politics better than what's here. But if the globohomos succeed in making their "one world government" along with eberrything that goes wrong with that, the politics will be the same so now you're down to picking neighborhood culture. So I posit which country you live in, doesn't matter. Just take time to go visit your neighbors once a month, you'll do fine.
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>>5606 >Why does eberryone want to have a small house? It's less to manage. >The only reason to change countries is you like their politics better than what's here. For me, it's also landscapes and architecture. As crappy as things are in the U.S. now politically, I can't foresee anywhere else being better in that regard in the long term. I do prefer the nature of Europe and certain places in East Asia to that of America's though. The U.S. has a ton of variety, but I don't find most of it appealing. I like the more unique deserts in the Southwest, but other than that I prefer Europe's temperate green landscapes to America's equivalents. The same goes for the building styles. America feels kind of rootless to me, at least the places that were settled later on. I like some of the post-19th-century forms of architecture (like Art Deco), but my area doesn't have much of that. And I'd rather be surrounded by buildings that feel like an organic extension of a given culture than contemporary architecture, which I mostly find ugly. With that said, people seem to gloss over how hard it actually is to be an expat. You'll never really fit in culturally, and even if you're a member of one of the society's pat groups you'll be resented by people who don't buy into that value system. And you'll probably never fit in with those people either. I've heard Americans are hated in Europe: the leftists hate them because they think they're all subhuman barbarians who love mindless violence against POCs and the LGBTWTFBBQ+ population, and the rightists hate them because of the U.S. government's habit of pushing its weight around and subverting national cultures. I even seen members of the former camp almost openly admitting it, saying something to the effect of "we don't hate all Americans, just those goofy Drumpf supporters." I think people in the U.S. are generally better off staying where they are.
delusion threads like this are not good can a janny delete this caca please before another autismo here ends up shooting someone
>>5608 >don't use your imagination, goy
>>5608 What's delusional about this thread? Most of your ideals are probably berry attainable if you actually work towards achieving them.
Am i just soo paranoid or did someone just came into this threat, pulled the boogeyman of the normalfrens in this peacefull threat. I wonder who could make such a post.
>>5622 I don't usually call people a glowie, but 5608 glows.
greetings from 4chan
>>5630 >>5625 >>5622 Somebody casually used the word globohomos which triggers all the bots to descend to derail the thread so nobody can talk about real things here anymore unless you're pretty focused on seeing through the nonsense to find the discussion that's going on. >>5610 >berry attainable There's actually a monologue that in truth, I hate because it's not true as presented but ... since you tend to put your effort toward what you want, and you tend to have an idea of what's down the line, the truth is most grown ass adults are pretty much where they want to be given their conflicted & evil desires So yes, if you feel you want something different, focus on what it wood take to get you there. It may take you awhile, and you won't live a perfect life, but living in a neighborhood where you can feel good about yourself is absolutely attainable. So is having nice things. I prefer computers to cars, so I have a boring sub-compact to get to work in but my main PC is an SMP system with a RAID-50 array for the C:\ drive. I'm looking at replacing it but it will be awhile before I have the four grand handy. But it will happen, and I know what it will take to get there.

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