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zzzchan technical difficulties Anonymous 09/08/2020 (Tue) 18:15:17 No.2394
sturgeon here, somethings gone wrong with the proxy server. It's intermittent now and I'll be keeping an eye on it while I try and find the cause of the issue. I've also made a minds account : https://www.minds.com/sturgeonfish/ I'll be posting on minds once they get around to sending my confirmation email.
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WHY IS IT DOWN AGAIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3262 Mark noticed the activity is slow and started DDOSing the server to make the last remaining users go to his /v/.
>>3263 Based kike. Cakegag wins again. Anyone know of any eta? It might be gamenight time again
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Sturgeon here, I've realized that all my efforts are null and in the end Acid's site is not only superior but also the only true successor of 8chan in name and spirit. Thus, I've decided to take zzzchan down forever and humbly bow to our new Jewish imageboard masters, in hopes that they will grant me a janitor position and not kill my family in the coming reset. Oh and also every former zzzchan moderator has been fired and sent to the mandatory sex reassignment camp so that they can satisfy any future sexual needs of Acid and company.
>>3266 Eat shit, mark-wannabe. It's your favorite meal obvs. actually you have a much better sense of humor, why are you even there?
>>3266 >clipboardimage.png What the fuck happened? You may be a joker but at least give us an actual rundown.
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Actual Sturgeon here, I'm busy attending an LGBTQIAP+ event in Minecraft, give me 24 hours.
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The real Sturgeon here this time, I tripped over a cable, but my hands are covered in cheetos so I can't plug it back in, and washing my hands would feel like a waste since I haven't finished my cheetos yet.
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I'M STURGACUS!!
>>3271 If I wanted drama, I'd watch Santa-Barbara.
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>>3264 dork messiah game night never ever
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Imagine having the full webring board list bookmarked, so whenever your favorite imageboard goes down, you just pick an alternative and hang out there in the meantime, and you can choose to remove boards or even whole websites from it. This is the next step for the webring: disconnecting it from the websites.
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>>3264 >hidden >8chan OY
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CHARGE 360! CLEAR!
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>>3276 YOU FUFAAAAAAAAAA
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>>3268 Quick rundown: >I get a call at 2 AM >"Hello? Who the fuck is this? Do you know what time it-" <"Hello, fish-for-brains." >It's Acid >"How did you get my number?" <"Dude I work for the FBI, what do you think?" >"What do you want?" <"I want to negotiate a deal between me and you, if you accept your life and manhood will be spared, if you don't..." >"I see, what would this 'deal' be?" <"zzzchan must go. Far too long you and your gentile crew of insubordinates have hindered our plans for webring domination, we've thrown everything we can trying to be 'subtle' but you're still there, like an annoying pebble jumping around in my shoe while I'm trying to jerk it to BLACKED pornography." >"And if I refuse?" <"You're done throwing wrenches in our gears either way. We will have to go with the nuclear option." >"And that is?" <"1 TB of CP will be planted on your personal HDD as well as your site's storage, the local authorities will get an 'Anonymous' tip, and you can figure out the rest." >"What about the boards I gave a community to?" <"They will join the greater 8chan™ sphere. They'll be safe in our hands. >After that sentence is over I overhear what sounds like a rat snickering in the background. >"...Is there no other way?" <"There is no other way. It's either the site goes down or 10 miles of the finest African-American BBC goes down in your rectum while you're in jail, I trust you'll enjoy doing it as much as I enjoy watching it. >"I understand, I yield." <"Very well, very well, I knew you'd cooperate. " >*click* >I sigh and head over to my computer >I then head over to the secret zzzchan discord and pretend everything is ok with the other guys >"Yeah I'm like just gonna get another proxy it's like the 15th" >Everyone has a good time >10 minutes later I pull the plug and wipe the drives containing all the zzzchan data >I call the number Acid left >"It's done." <"Good work, Goy." >A familiar voice replies. >"Welcome to 8chan™ Embrace Infamy®. Now please, find your way to your nearest #Gamergate™ General and start posting to your heart's content. The PPH doesn't rise by itself HEHEHEHEHE." >The notes of the national anthem of Israel start playing End of rundown.
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Reminder
>>3279 John here, I like to smell my sister's feet and sharing CP with my friend Mark Mann.
>>3280 Imagine first being a /cow/boy and then transitioning and becoming a lolcow yourself.
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C O N D U C T O R O N D U C T O R
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It's back
>>3155 Fuck yourself Eden (also checked).
why does this keep happening fishe?
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FUCK
FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT
Every time I find an interesting thread the site dies.
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Sturgeon here, admin of zzzchan. The site is kill forever, reason: after trying my best I've come to the conclusion that I am simply no match for the superior Jewish race and thus I've chosen to take "easy way out". For this I am going to commit suicide shooting myself in the back of the head. Don't bother looking for clues or anything. My dying wish is urging everyone to use 8chan.moe, the last true and only bastion of free speech and lolis which is ran by very good people worthy of everyone's trust, if I do say so. Signed - Sturgeon, soon to be suicided admin of zzzchan
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>>3292 shid
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This is the news reporting agency's local sister feet sniffer bla bla bla, I can confirm this is all true, my super trustworthy witness has spotted a fish in high heels wearing women's underwear running across the street with a gun while shouting "I love Israel!" We don't quite know yet the details of this peculiar incident but one thing is for sure, zzzchan is dead, Mark Mann has proven his genes and IQ to be superior to everyone else's for the nth time, and that no one can defeat the mighty fist of God's chosen people. If you have a hot TIP or want to sniff my sister's FEET, go in your bathroom at night look in the mirror and say "John" three times while holding a picture of Mark's gracious asshole in your left hand and I shall appear in said mirror ready to assist.
>>3291 >an interesting thread Never heard about them. What are they like?
>>3294 Whoopsie, clumsy me forgot to reply >>3292
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good riddance
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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IT IS MY GOD GIVEN RIGHT TO ZZZ IN ZZZCHAN
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>>3295 wanted to post cool thread, but site doesn't allow tar.gz uploads :(
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Funny how you guys are even more unstable than anon.cafe or plw...lol... Don't mind me, just going back to 8chan.se (which is competently run, owned by non-normalfags, supports free speech and isn't down for the nth time)
>>3303 >/b/ got flooded with 8kunts when the site had a small fuckup >/v/ is shit because mark is retarded and kazu is even worse >all other boards are pretty much dead and have no discussion What's the point of having a site that works if it's complete garbage?
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>6 hours It can't be coincidental that it's always down for so long.
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How many times is this fucking nigger gonna fuck up this site.
>>3303 Kys, cakefat.
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It's back
>>3308 thx for telling us bro
I wish actual humans posted on image boards
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>>3311 Well, you know what they say niggerpill-bot, Be the future you imagine
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
timing out or is it just me?
>>3322 No problem here: both clearnet and onion site working.

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